![]() Jules: Yo-yo-yo, man, you best back off, I’m getting pissed here.Vincent: You know, I’m getting kinda tired, I could use a foot massage myself.Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?.I got my technique down and everything, I don’t be tickling or nothing. Jules: Don’t be telling me about foot massages, I’m the foot ****in’ master.Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?.It ain’t even the same ****ing sport! Look, foot massages don’t mean sh*t! Jules: It ain’t no ****ing ball park neither! Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but you know touching his wife’s feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies ain’t the same ****ing ball park.Vincent: It’s not, it’s the same ballpark. ![]() Eating a bitch out and giving a bitch a foot massage ain’t even the same ****ing thing. Out of all the Pulp Fiction quotes on this list, this scene probably offers the best real-world practical advice: Never give another man’s wife a foot massage. Or, it could mean you’re the righteous man and I’m the shepherd and it’s the world that’s evil and selfish. 9mm here, he’s the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. See, now I’m thinking, maybe it means you’re the evil man, and I’m the righteous man. But I saw some sh*t this morning made me think twice. I just thought it was some cold-blooded sh*t to say to a motherf**ker before I popped a cap in his ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. And you will know that I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.” I’ve been saying that sh*t for years. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. Blessed is he who, in the name of the charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. “The path of the righteous man is beset of all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil me.
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